I’ve been having the tastiest sharts all day, my thong and pants are a complete mess, and my stomach is acting up today. And my toilet malfunctioned! Thank goodness I have a spare toilet. I’ve wrapped him with duct tape, covering his mouth. He is totally defenseless against my kindness. I’ll use him to empty my guts into his nose in order to release all of my intense, gassy annoyance on him. He’s going to win it all! I squirt the foulest, loudest farts straight into his nostrils while pressing my disgusting butthole up on his nose. He is utterly defenseless. I push a huge poo that has been lodged in my nose all day, making it feel like playdough as it goes through his nostrils.
